almostfamoustour73:

hey-carrie-anne:

wishyouawish:

chicken-delight:

bethephant:

bullwyman:

inshecried:

a-love-bright-as-the-sun:

i became best friends with Pete Best because I was high, guys.

I stalked John Lennon because he begged me to.

I married John Lennon because he’s hot.

I married George Martin because I’m that awesome.

I married john lennon because I’m that awesome.

I dated Pete Best because I was bored.

I broke up with  George Martin because I’m that awesome

I broke up with Ringo Starr because I’m that awesome :O NO

(Source: mclennon-starrison)

Omg. In bible class a few months ago, my teacher told us to write down things that we struggle with. I was cleaning out my purse and I found my list.

-annoying friends
-rumors
-bad grades
-teachers
-being in love with a 69 year old rocker..

(Source: cosmicbattle)

epic4chan:

They’re both texting someone right now saying ‘some weird guy next to me is wearing the same thing as me.’ 

harrison-is-watching-you:

oh god, what I`ve found

conversationparade:

oh my fucking god you guys

today in art 120, my intro to design class

our professor asked us to ‘draw a picture of a creature riding a bike’ to get to know us

and when he said creature I thought he meant like, monster, that kind of thing

and about a minute in I look around

and the three other people at my table have drawn an elephant, a squirrel, and another elephant, respectively

and I’ve drawn

A HUMAN CENTIPEDE RIDING A BICYCLE

HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW

(Source: dointheherbal)